Funny would you rather questions
Funny would you rather questions work when both options are ridiculous and somebody still argues hard for one of them. Here are 120 of them in eight categories, from gross and absurd to a safe for work round, all new and none repeated from our main Would You Rather page.
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Would you rather have a personal theme song that plays every time you enter a room, or a dramatic drumroll every time you stand up?
The deck draws from every category you leave switched on. For a work event or a younger group, turn off Gross and Embarrassing and keep the rest.
Tap the card to draw a random question, switch off the categories you don't want, and read it out. Count to three, everyone says A or B, and the smaller side takes the penalty your group picked.
- Questions
- 120 in 8 categories
- Players
- 3 or more
- Works for
- Friends, teens, work, adults
120 funny would you rather questions
Absurd and Useless superpowers are the easiest openers because nobody has to share anything personal. Food starts the loudest fights. Gross and Embarrassing are for friends who can take it, and Safe for work is exactly what it says.
Absurd would you rather questions
15- Would you rather have a personal theme song that plays every time you enter a room, or a dramatic drumroll every time you stand up?
- Would you rather be followed everywhere by a mariachi band or by a narrator who describes everything you do like a nature documentary?
- Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or legs as short as your fingers?
- Would you rather have to end every sentence with "in my opinion" or start every sentence with "fun fact"?
- Would you rather be the size of a mouse for a week or the size of a giraffe for a month?
- Would you rather have a rubber duck that follows you everywhere or a pigeon that lands on your head every time you go outside?
- Would you rather sound like a chipmunk forever or like a movie trailer voice forever?
- Would you rather live in a bouncy castle or in a ball pit?
- Would you rather do a cartwheel every time you leave a room or a little bow every time you sit down?
- Would you rather sneeze glitter or cry confetti?
- Would you rather have a fridge that comments on everything you take out, or a mirror that rates your outfit out of ten every morning?
- Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout, with no volume in between?
- Would you rather have a nose that glows when you lie or ears that wiggle when you have a crush?
- Would you rather have your shadow move a second after you do, or your reflection blink when you don't?
- Would you rather replace all doors in your life with revolving doors or all stairs with slides?
Gross would you rather questions
15- Would you rather brush your teeth with mayonnaise or wash your hair with ketchup?
- Would you rather wear someone else's gym socks for a day or use their toothbrush once?
- Would you rather always smell faintly of onions or faintly of wet dog?
- Would you rather find half a worm in your apple or a long hair in your burger?
- Would you rather drink a glass of pickle juice or a glass of warm milk with a skin on top?
- Would you rather have breath that smells like tuna or feet that smell like blue cheese?
- Would you rather eat a sandwich that lived in a backpack for a week or a slice of pizza that fell on a bus floor?
- Would you rather have a runny nose for a year or hiccups for a month?
- Would you rather share a sleeping bag with a sweaty friend or with a dog that just rolled in mud?
- Would you rather chew someone else's gum for ten seconds or wear their unwashed hat for a week?
- Would you rather clean a festival toilet once or a litter box every day for a month?
- Would you rather burp every time you laugh or snort every time you agree with someone?
- Would you rather step barefoot on a slug or on a soggy piece of bread?
- Would you rather swim in a pool where someone definitely peed or a lake where something definitely touched your leg?
- Would you rather drink from the same glass as everyone at the party or eat the last cold fry everyone else already touched?
Funny food would you rather questions
15- Would you rather only eat food that is blue or only eat food that is beige?
- Would you rather have pineapple on every pizza forever or never eat pizza again?
- Would you rather every drink taste like coffee or every meal taste like breakfast cereal?
- Would you rather give up cheese or give up chocolate for the rest of your life?
- Would you rather eat a whole raw onion like an apple or a whole lemon, peel included?
- Would you rather only eat with chopsticks or only eat with your hands, soup included?
- Would you rather have every meal be breakfast or every meal be dessert?
- Would you rather eat cereal with orange juice or with water?
- Would you rather put ketchup on everything you eat or mustard on everything you eat?
- Would you rather eat ice cream that tastes like garlic or garlic bread that tastes like vanilla?
- Would you rather drink a smoothie made of your last three meals or eat a cold Brussels sprout pizza?
- Would you rather have unlimited free sushi or unlimited free tacos for life?
- Would you rather have to say "yum" after every bite or rate every meal out loud out of ten?
- Would you rather have a bag of chips that is never half air or a chocolate bar that never melts?
- Would you rather only drink your coffee cold or only eat your pizza cold, forever?
Funny animal would you rather questions
15- Would you rather be chased by one very angry goose or by ten very excited puppies?
- Would you rather have a cat that talks but only insults you, or a dog that talks but only about squirrels?
- Would you rather ride a giant chicken to work or a very slow but very polite tortoise?
- Would you rather be chased by a goose or stared at by an owl all night?
- Would you rather have a tail that wags when you are happy or ears that flatten when you are annoyed?
- Would you rather have a penguin as a roommate or a raccoon as a roommate?
- Would you rather moo every time you get nervous or quack every time you get excited?
- Would you rather get spat on by a llama once or have a seagull steal your lunch every single day?
- Would you rather swap lives with your pet for a week or let your pet run your social media for a month?
- Would you rather have a squirrel living in your hoodie pocket or a bat living in your closet?
- Would you rather hear every dog's honest opinion of you or be ignored by every cat forever?
- Would you rather have a pet dinosaur the size of a cat or a cat the size of a dinosaur?
- Would you rather be followed by a flock of pigeons or adopted by a family of crows that bring you shiny gifts?
- Would you rather have a giraffe's neck or an elephant's trunk for one day?
- Would you rather be a sloth on a deadline or a hummingbird in a meditation class?
Useless superpower would you rather questions
15- Would you rather always find a parking spot or always find the TV remote?
- Would you rather teleport but only two feet at a time, or fly but only one foot off the ground?
- Would you rather be invisible only when nobody is looking or super strong only on Tuesdays?
- Would you rather keep any cup of coffee perfectly hot or charge any phone to 100 percent by holding it?
- Would you rather always know when the bus is coming or always know the wifi password?
- Would you rather control the weather in a three foot circle around you or the music in any store you walk into?
- Would you rather breathe underwater but only in the bathtub, or turn invisible but only your left hand?
- Would you rather have super speed but only when walking backwards, or super hearing but only for gossip?
- Would you rather always land toast butter side up or always get the shopping cart with good wheels?
- Would you rather freeze time but only while holding your breath, or see the future but only five seconds ahead?
- Would you rather shapeshift but only into furniture, or speak every language but only with a pirate accent?
- Would you rather be able to make anyone yawn or make anyone sneeze on command?
- Would you rather never get brain freeze again or never stub your toe again?
- Would you rather fold any fitted sheet perfectly or untangle any cable with one touch?
- Would you rather read minds but only of babies, or talk to plants but they are all incredibly boring?
Embarrassing would you rather questions
15- Would you rather have your music streaming year in review shown on a billboard or your screen time report sent to your boss?
- Would you rather trip on stage while collecting an award or forget your own name while introducing yourself?
- Would you rather accidentally call your boss "babe" or accidentally reply all to a company email with a meme?
- Would you rather get caught singing into a hairbrush or caught giving yourself a pep talk in the mirror?
- Would you rather have your mom post a baby photo of you every Friday or your ex comment on every post you make?
- Would you rather have your stomach growl in every quiet room or your phone ring at full volume in every movie theater?
- Would you rather accidentally like your crush's photo from 2016 or accidentally send them a voice note of you snoring?
- Would you rather wear a costume to work every Monday or speak only in rhyme every Friday?
- Would you rather have spinach in your teeth on a first date or toilet paper stuck to your shoe at a job interview?
- Would you rather laugh at every serious moment or cry at every commercial?
- Would you rather have everyone hear your thoughts for one minute a day or have your dreams posted online every morning?
- Would you rather be caught on camera dancing alone in an elevator or practicing your award speech in the bathroom?
- Would you rather have autocorrect change every "hi" to "I love you" or every "okay" to "whatever"?
- Would you rather split your pants bending over at a party or have your fly down through an entire wedding?
- Would you rather have your parents join your group chat or have your group chat read out loud at Thanksgiving?
Pop culture and internet would you rather questions
15- Would you rather live in a sitcom with a laugh track or in a reality show with confessional interviews?
- Would you rather only be able to speak in movie quotes or only in song lyrics?
- Would you rather have every song you hear stuck in your head for a week or never remember a song title again?
- Would you rather watch every movie with the spoilers first or never see the last ten minutes of any movie?
- Would you rather be a background extra in your favorite movie or the main character in a terrible one?
- Would you rather have a million followers who hate you or ten followers who love everything you post?
- Would you rather listen to one song forever or watch one movie forever?
- Would you rather have a fan account run for your cat or a hate account run about your haircut?
- Would you rather live inside a video game with no save button or a board game with no rules?
- Would you rather have a dance named after you that everyone does badly or a sandwich named after you that nobody orders?
- Would you rather go viral for crying in a car wash or for singing off key at a wedding?
- Would you rather have a stranger photobomb every selfie you take or a face filter you can never turn off?
- Would you rather have your phone battery stuck at 2 percent or your screen permanently cracked?
- Would you rather be stuck in a group chat that never stops buzzing or a feed that only shows cooking fails?
- Would you rather have your life turned into a musical or a true crime podcast?
Funny would you rather questions for work
15- Would you rather have every meeting be a musical or every email be a haiku?
- Would you rather have your boss as your roommate or your roommate as your boss?
- Would you rather sit next to a colleague who microwaves fish daily or one who replies all to every email?
- Would you rather give a presentation in a superhero cape or with a parrot on your shoulder?
- Would you rather have your camera stuck on in every video call or your microphone stuck on mute forever?
- Would you rather have a nap pod at the office or a slide instead of stairs?
- Would you rather have your out of office reply written by your mom or by your best friend?
- Would you rather have a printer that complains out loud or a coffee machine that only makes decaf on Mondays?
- Would you rather start every meeting with a joke or end every meeting with a group high five?
- Would you rather have your job title chosen by a five year old or your email signature chosen by the team?
- Would you rather share a desk with a golden retriever or with a very chatty parrot?
- Would you rather have casual Friday every day or a pajama day once a month?
- Would you rather have a keyboard that quacks with every key or a mouse that clicks like a cash register?
- Would you rather clap at the end of every meeting or bow every time you leave a room?
- Would you rather have every team building event be karaoke or every one be an escape room?
How to play with funny would you rather questions
The question is only half the joke. The other half is the vote, because now you are not just choosing, you are guessing what the room will choose. Agree on a light penalty before you start: a bad impression, a compliment round, a ten second dance.
- Pick the categoriesUse the chips on the card above. Mixed table or a work event: leave out Gross and Embarrassing. Old friends: keep everything on.
- Read the question out loudOne player draws a card and reads it with as much drama as they can manage. Funny questions land better with a straight face.
- Everyone answers at the same timeCount to three, then everyone says A or B or holds up one or two fingers. No changing your mind after you see the room.
- The smaller side takes the penaltyIf the vote is a perfect tie, both sides get ten seconds to defend their pick and the table votes again.
- Pass the phoneThe next player draws. Keep it quick: the best rounds take under a minute.
| Group | Best categories | Leave out |
|---|---|---|
| Coworkers and team building | Safe for work, Useless superpowers, Food | Gross, Embarrassing |
| Friends at a party | Embarrassing, Gross, Absurd | Nothing |
| Couples and double dates | Food, Embarrassing, Pop culture | Safe for work |
| Family dinner | Animals, Food, Useless superpowers | Embarrassing |
Let everyone vote from their own phone
In Dronk's Would You Rather mode the app shows both options and reveals the split, so you can see exactly who stood alone. 120 questions in four packs, including a Funny pack, on one phone or LIVE, where up to 16 friends vote at once with a 4 digit pin code.
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What makes a would you rather question funny
Most funny questions fail because one option is obviously better. The good ones follow a few simple patterns, and once you know them you can invent new ones on the spot.
- Two bad options, equally bad. "Pickle juice or warm milk with a skin" splits a room. "Pickle juice or a million dollars" does not.
- A small detail that ruins it. Flying is great. Flying one foot off the ground is a joke. Add the catch and the question gets funnier.
- Something you can picture. A goose chasing you, a pigeon on your head, a fly down at a wedding. If people can see it, they laugh.
- Everyday life, slightly broken. Shopping carts, wifi passwords, group chats. Familiar settings make the absurd part hit harder.
Want questions where the choice actually hurts? Try our hard would you rather questions. For date night, see would you rather questions for couples.
Questions people ask
What is a funny would you rather question?
One where both options are silly and the group still splits, like "Would you rather sneeze glitter or cry confetti?" or "Would you rather fight one horse sized duck or a hundred duck sized horses?". This page has 120 of them in eight categories.
What are good funny would you rather questions for work?
Stick to the Safe for work and Useless superpowers categories: meetings as musicals, a quacking keyboard, a printer that complains. They get people laughing without anyone sharing anything personal.
Do you have funny would you rather questions for adults?
Embarrassing and Gross are the adult end of this page. For flirty and spicy questions, the Spicy pack in the Dronk app and our page of would you rather questions for couples go further.
How many people do you need?
Three is the minimum for a real minority. Five to twelve is ideal. With a big group, use LIVE in the Dronk app so everyone votes from their own phone.
Can you play it over text or video call?
Yes. Paste one question into the chat and ask everyone to reply with A or B at the same time. On a call, count down and have everyone hold up one or two fingers.
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